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takin a bubble bath and listenin to mariah carey

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:22:40 -0400

takin a bubble bath and listenin to mariah carey

everets: it IS officially beach boys season. u can now listen to the beach boys all day long w/o...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:53:31 -0400

everets:

it IS officially beach boys season. u can now listen to the beach boys all day long w/o feeling weird.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 07:50:34 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:12:26 -0400

the fun thing about taking an online class which requires twice-weekly mandatory class discussions...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:50 -0400

the fun thing about taking an online class which requires twice-weekly mandatory class discussions on government is absolutely nothing.

brandnewswastikas replied to your post: Women, let me tell you something that your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:55 -0400

brandnewswastikas replied to your post: Women, let me tell you something that your friends…

The “we” he is referring to is himself and his crushing loneliness.

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:50:39 -0400

i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly....

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:42:00 -0400

Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly. We do not like them. We respect you less for them. We think you’re a pawn without a sense of solidarity in a world that pressures you to conform. Even if we’re not conscious of this belief, we hold it. Men who gush about the sexiness of girls with tattoos do this because they are culturally trained to do so. There’s no such thing as a tasteful tattoo.

ah…. dammit…. god dammit……….. dammit…. i wish i had known this before i got my tattoo or planned to get a shitload more…. the fuck? i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up. i’m so sorry. i’m trash.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:18 -0400

there’s more to designing a cup than just making a little plastic cylinder my friend. first of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:50:14 -0400

there’s more to designing a cup than just making a little plastic cylinder my friend. first of all it needs to have a bottom. second of all no holes. third of all it can’t just slide out of your hand because what’s the point? it needs to have some type of grip or a handle. fourth of all

sierra here with another one of my world famous reviews. tonight we’re gonna review the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:44:13 -0400

sierra here with another one of my world famous reviews. tonight we’re gonna review the dressing i just ate with some lettuce. i really like blue cheese dressing but i normally only eat it at restaurants because i was convinced that it wouldn’t be as good from a bottle. i wanted some to eat with some lettuce though so i picked up kraft brand chunky blue cheese dressing from food lion today because it was on sale. chunky is the only good kind of blue cheese dressing if i’m not wrong. there was a cool kind that came in a jar instead of a bottle but it wasn’t on sale so i didn’t get it. anyway i got myself a little plate of lettuce and dipped it into the dressing which was on the side and it wasn’t bad. blue cheese dressing is normally strongly flavored but this one tasted almost spicy. i want to say ‘zesty’ but i don’t know what zesty means. what’s zest? hold on while i look it up. zesty seems to be the right word for it. it was pretty zesty dressing. i could have gone for a little less zest but whatever. i read something on reddit yesterday that people like ketchup because it has a lot of flavors or something. something about umami. oohmommy. i had the head of lettuce in the back of my fridge and it froze somehow so there was ice on the lettuce and when it melted it made it kind of watery but that’s unrelated to the dressing itself. on a scale of 1-5 i would give kraft brand chunky blue cheese dressing a 9.

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:27:13 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” (via tealeafprincess)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:56 -0400

I am very cool, and beautiful. I am also so nice.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:45:20 -0400

I am very cool, and beautiful. I am also so nice.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 07:37:38 -0400

01335: the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:22 -0400

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

yungwavy: Azealia Banks - Slow Hands (Interpol Cover) wow

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:53:29 -0400

yungwavy:

Azealia Banks - Slow Hands (Interpol Cover)

wow

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:27:17 -0400

we’ve had dogs in call of duty before, but never like this. your entire team is dogs. you play...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:00 -0400

we’ve had dogs in call of duty before, but never like this. your entire team is dogs. you play a dog with a gun.

everyone was expecting us to play it safe and make call of duty 4. but we didn’t want to do...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:54:51 -0400

everyone was expecting us to play it safe and make call of duty 4. but we didn’t want to do the safe thing, we wanted to the right thing. so we decided to stop making call of duty games. the xbox one is programmed so that if you put an old call of duty game into the console it blows up.