May 2012
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i wish every character on glee would die except for blaine. i really do wish that. coach beiste can survive as well i guess. i have no idea why i watch this show because i want everyone to die jesus. i think it’s funny how many people watch this show and what a dedicated following it has because i don’t know how you care about any of these people. i wish there would be an episode where...
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crapheadslaphead-deactivated201:
if there is a hate so hot it can burn the whole world ive been holding it in my guts against my own heart for as long as i can remember.
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Anonymous asked: Your last post implies that you think people have a choice to not be homosexual. You have no fucking idea how much some people would like to just be straight. You can't choose what or who you're attracted to.
if you want your dad’s approval so badly maybe you shouldn’t be gay.
brandnewswastikas:
How come you’re still alive?
How come you’re still alive?
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adultmom asked: oh no i forgot 2:30 is the time all the grade-school kids get off the bus. i just heard a kid say "i got attacked by a bird once. how much you wanna bet?"
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finding a lipstick that is the exact same shade as your lips might seem pointless in theory but it’s oddly exciting once it happens to you.
in the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially anus
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i’m on episode two of glee and so far people in the school have bullied and harassed the the hot tall white able-bodied quarterback, the pretty talented well-dress girl, the nice kid in the wheelchair, and the gay guy but for some reason nobody has picked on the fat sassy black girl in the neon zebra-print hoodie or the asian girl who wears black and red striped arm-warmers. this show has...
borkinman:
I only have one cell left in my brain and it’s fighting off all the other cells that are trying to control it.
there’s a drinking game where you put on the song Roxanne by The Police and split into two teams, and everyone on the first team has to drink when you hear the word ‘Roxanne’ and the second team has to drink when you hear ‘red light’, and i fucking love that because the entire chorus and outro of that song are just those words over and over. that’s such a good...
can we stop pushing girls up against walls on tv shows before i lose my friggin mind
dean and cas are so in love with each other that i think the show could do an entire episode of them staring longingly at each other from across the room without any dialogue and it would completely make sense with the show’s storyline.
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writingthatilike:
Depression, Too, Is a Kind of Fire by Taylor Mali
I’m an idiot because once before we were married she asked me whether I knew that we would not be having children if we did get married, and I said yes. And because she knew I was lying, she asked if I was really okay with that. And because I’m an idiot I said yes again. And once during a fight, not married more than two...
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adultmom asked: what about a porno called Rolo Tony's Mound Town
i just remember that the summer that molly and i lived entirely off of pizza hut, every time we ordered we would put “deliver with your prettiest smile” as the special instructions. we always had the same delivery guy and he DID always bring his prettiest smile so molly tipped him a lot. his name was larry. he owned.
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plummerfernandez:
I’ve set up two twitter bots that follow identical algorithms but will probably evolve to be very different. Both @happyB0T and @sadB0T are learning Markov text generators. Their vocabulary starts from zero but they gradually expand it by searching for tweets and adding them to their own growing dictionary of words and phrases. They then use a Markov chain algorithm to...
There’s a chance he might call tomorrow, because it’s his lizard’s birthday.
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“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for...”
– Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
i’m here to bring the mood down, everyone. i’m reading a really good book about columbine and after the shooting there was so much confusion and so little communication between the swat teams, the hospitals, the cops and the families that a lot of the families of the people who died didn’t find out until the next day and were left wondering where their loved ones were. the wife...
venusaurphobia replied to your post: being a girl is so cute and fun. being a boy must…
I’m hairy but getting strong sucks and is boring. I don’t have time to get strong when I could be growing hair.
that’s a good point. if you’re hairy, you don’t have to be anything but hairy and you still have a fun, sexy life. even hairy guys in wheelchairs can live life to the fullest.
that post was inspired by me looking in the mirror and thinking about how cute i am and how cute all girls are except for the ugly ones.
being a girl is so cute and fun. being a boy must be so stupid and hairy. i guess the hairy part can be fun too. if you’re a guy and you’re not hairy or strong, you’re missing out on the best part of being a guy and you don’t get any of the cute parts of being a soft, smooth girl. what a sad life. for you, i mean.
