there’s more to designing a cup than just making a little plastic cylinder my friend. first of all it needs to have a bottom. second of all no holes. third of all it can’t just slide out of your hand because what’s the point? it needs to have some type of grip or a handle. fourth of all
stay tuned to cisgender tumblr com for more reviews like that one. next week i’ll do a review of this cup i’m drinking peach juice out of. spoiler alert i don’t like this cup because it keeps sliding out of my hand.
sierra here with another one of my world famous reviews. tonight we’re gonna review the dressing i just ate with some lettuce. i really like blue cheese dressing but i normally only eat it at restaurants because i was convinced that it wouldn’t be as good from a bottle. i wanted some to eat with some lettuce though so i picked up kraft brand chunky blue cheese dressing from food lion today because it was on sale. chunky is the only good kind of blue cheese dressing if i’m not wrong. there was a cool kind that came in a jar instead of a bottle but it wasn’t on sale so i didn’t get it. anyway i got myself a little plate of lettuce and dipped it into the dressing which was on the side and it wasn’t bad. blue cheese dressing is normally strongly flavored but this one tasted almost spicy. i want to say ‘zesty’ but i don’t know what zesty means. what’s zest? hold on while i look it up. zesty seems to be the right word for it. it was pretty zesty dressing. i could have gone for a little less zest but whatever. i read something on reddit yesterday that people like ketchup because it has a lot of flavors or something. something about umami. oohmommy. i had the head of lettuce in the back of my fridge and it froze somehow so there was ice on the lettuce and when it melted it made it kind of watery but that’s unrelated to the dressing itself. on a scale of 1-5 i would give kraft brand chunky blue cheese dressing a 9.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
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It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” (via tealeafprincess) |
we’ve had dogs in call of duty before, but never like this. your entire team is dogs. you play a dog with a gun.
everyone was expecting us to play it safe and make call of duty 4. but we didn’t want to do the safe thing, we wanted to the right thing. so we decided to stop making call of duty games. the xbox one is programmed so that if you put an old call of duty game into the console it blows up.
